Rona’s teacher was talking about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress and the class was alive with giggles as you would expect from a…
My emotional support bear killed my sister tonight. He says I should give him a proper name, but when I suggest Bob, he gets huffy,…
I bake the pie every year on your birthday, yes it seems a strange thing to do; but we were always strange, and strangeness is…
I screamed a lie to the Pacific Ocean that April and it smashed it back. It roared No More Lies, so I flew home two…
Dennis Man keeps a pretty wife looks young enough to be his daughter, there’s things that man’s got to do to keep her in line.…
They lived off this headline for years. Never married. Gave talks in primary schools. Children asked the same questions. What bit of the house did…
I regret to inform you that my heart has been accepted elsewhere; I must therefore withdraw my submission. I truly admire your publication. I won’t…
Let me lay my head down for a moment, just a second’s rest. The sunlight on my face is so heavy, my hot thoughts lead.…
Sometimes I come for the ghosts of arguments. The stone-chip in a windscreen, The tell-tale tyre track rubber. Counterfeit diamonds of brake light glass. Sideswiped…
Spring sunlight lands on them precisely, like the light and shade of those Impressionist paintings you loved. And I came to love them. Here the…