Rona’s teacher was talking about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress and the class was alive with giggles as you would expect from a…
My emotional support bear killed my sister tonight. He says I should give him a proper name, but when I suggest Bob, he gets huffy,…
I bake the pie every year on your birthday, yes it seems a strange thing to do; but we were always strange, and strangeness is…
I screamed a lie to the Pacific Ocean that April and it smashed it back. It roared No More Lies, so I flew home two…
Dennis Man keeps a pretty wife looks young enough to be his daughter, there’s things that man’s got to do to keep her in line.…
The name jellyfish, in use since 1796, is traditionally applied to medusae and all similar animals. The new girl in our class is very fat.…
The gentleman has seen I saw him sink a chainsaw into another man’s chest cavity, even if I ducked behind my caravan window at the…
When visiting my grave, dance on it so I can feel the vibrations from your feet waking me, so your energy knits my bones together.…
Your mother flies away today. She rugs up in her warmest feathers, her favourite yellow cardigan, worn soft in the wash, and her best plaid…
Sometimes fish swim around in the dirt. We squat down in the heat of the earth and watch them whizz by, small and shiny as…